How to Save a Life - The Fray (cover)

This is the whole video, the rest of the most inspirational video I’ve ever seen. If you have 15 minutes.

This is so inspirational. Everyone should watch this. 

The Hobbit; the excitement

13th December. I fear that my absolute excitement, and uneasable desperation will destroy any literacy skills I have during this post. I don’t know of any language techniques or shit that will make it easier for me to express how unbelievably fucking excited I am. I’ve seen the trailers too many times. I’ve even listened to parts of the soundtrack. I need to be there already. In the cinema watching The Hobbit: an unexpected journey for the first, second, third, fourth,… Time. Ahhhhhh!

The Drinking Scale

"On a scale of 1-10, how much will you be drinking tonight?"

1. “I’ll drink the pint that comes with my meal”
2. Sociable
3. Party
4. Guaranteed Hangover
5. Assaulting inanimate objects
6. Weymouth(*)
7. Lime Cricket(**)
8. Wake up in the middle of nowhere
9. Wesley(***)
10. “I’m never drinking again, I’ve broken my liver.

Disclaimer: cannot guarantee the same results for every person, your alcohol fuelled experiences may very from that of others.

*Weymouth was the shortest way to describe one particular night involving everything from Nerf Ball on the beach to a lap dance. Ending on being refused entry to a nightclub for ‘having had too much’. 
**Lime Cricket is the most politically correct way of describing a night out involving a visitation to a (previously drinking with you) mate’s house and “windmilling” him when he answers the door in the early hours of the morning, then proceeding to play Cricket in his kitchen using a Lime whilst he has sex upstairs.
***Watch American Pie: Beta House. 

faggotspice:

lush-bucket:

simplycaptivating:

The Fish Bowl
Ingredients ½ cup Nerds candy½ gallon goldfish bowl5 oz. vodka5 oz. Malibu rum3 oz. blue Curacao6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix16 oz. pineapple juice16 oz. Sprite3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange4 Swedish gummy fish
Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.


SWEET JESUS, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.


this looks like the best worst idea ever

faggotspice:

lush-bucket:

simplycaptivating:

The Fish Bowl

Ingredients
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

SWEET JESUS, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET.

this looks like the best worst idea ever

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This is what my cereal cupboard looks like. You know you’re jealous.  (Taken with Instagram)

This is what my cereal cupboard looks like. You know you’re jealous. (Taken with Instagram)

justifiedgenocide:

The Hobbit (2012) Main Theme: Over the Misty Mountains Cold
Composed by Howard Shore.

Ahhhhhhhh!!

Golf.

Nothing in the world has quite the same capacity to remove your mind from everything else in the world.

I think it has been far too long since I’ve enjoyed, or at least participated in, a round of golf. Time to clear my mind. Today I can forget everything. I can forget my A levels. I can forget work. I can forget girls. I can forget friends. A few hours of just me, walking around chasing a tiny ball only to hit it away from me again. 

"To find a man’s true character, play golf with him." - P.G. Wodehouse

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