"On a scale of 1-10, how much will you be drinking tonight?"
1. “I’ll drink the pint that comes with my meal”
4. Guaranteed Hangover
5. Assaulting inanimate objects
7. Lime Cricket(**)
8. Wake up in the middle of nowhere
10. “I’m never drinking again, I’ve broken my liver.
Disclaimer: cannot guarantee the same results for every person, your alcohol fuelled experiences may very from that of others.
*Weymouth was the shortest way to describe one particular night involving everything from Nerf Ball on the beach to a lap dance. Ending on being refused entry to a nightclub for ‘having had too much’.
**Lime Cricket is the most politically correct way of describing a night out involving a visitation to a (previously drinking with you) mate’s house and “windmilling” him when he answers the door in the early hours of the morning, then proceeding to play Cricket in his kitchen using a Lime whilst he has sex upstairs.
***Watch American Pie: Beta House.